The Best Scam ( perpetrated on woman, child and man)

Here take a drink
Psych,

You're about to spring a leak
Stick your finger in the dike,
Not the kind your gf lykes
The holds back water type;
Water they sell you to drink,
Tell em,
Go take a hike!

You know the bottled kind
Nestle, Desani, Aquafina,
A scam, on humankind;
They're laughing at us,
Like the hyena
All the way to the bank,
In their profitable,
Unregulated, arena!

Evian makes you naive
Do you or don't you think?
Canadian water we buy,
The kind that's found in your sink
Or in Ontario's watershed springs;
Hillsburgh and Aberfoyle
The stuff's more expensive
Than Canada's dirty oil.

Government allows corporations
To trap our natural resources
Then sell it back to us
They lead us like horses
To water                                                                                                        

Then make us drink,
What'll be left for our kids?
For once get pissed off!
Or for yourself think!

Bottled water is no safer than tap

Wake up from your slumber
Your perpetual nap,
The bottled water industry
Nestle, Coca Cola and Pepsi
Skate off with the profits,
Faster than Gretzky.

But wait there's more
Government gave them
Our keys to the store
It's not just bottled water
It's soft drinks, galore
They consume our finite resources
Like a money hungry whore.

Water siphoning Nestle
Sells it back to us for pay
To the ripe old tune
Of a million liters per day
Until 2017,                                                                                

Queens Park and Ottawa,
Will look the other way.
What do corporations have on these guys anyway?
Obviously they got some sway!

Non renewable plastic bottles
Into landfills do go
And the water to make them,
Like a river does flow
At the ballot box,
Politicians should know;
They're working for us!
Onto them,
Canada,
We do not bestow.